Success always hugs you in private… but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life.
A year from now you’ll wish you might had started today.
Success always hugs you in private… but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life.
I Know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am So if you don’t like it, Tough!
Don’t give a fu*k what people think about you.. Be you!
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I took IQ test …..results were negative
I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.
Galileo: Great mind…Einstein: Genius mind…Newton: Extraordinary mind….Bill gates: Brilliant mind…..You: No Mind.
Hey there….. be there.
There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.
Scratch here ????? to my status visible.
typing....
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
Status under construction.
[404] Status Not Found!
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
Dear Maths, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 minutes late for everything
I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
WhattsApp status is loading
God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
Since 1994.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
It’s a good day to have a good day.
Sometime I talk myself, because I need experts advice.
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A year from now you’ll wish you might had started today.
Success always hugs you in private… but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life.
I Know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am So if you don’t like it, Tough!
Don’t give a fu*k what people think about you.. Be you!
Whatsap Status Humor Status
I took IQ test …..results were negative
I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.
Galileo: Great mind…Einstein: Genius mind…Newton: Extraordinary mind….Bill gates: Brilliant mind…..You: No Mind.
Hey there….. be there.
There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.
Scratch here ????? to my status visible.
typing....
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
Status under construction.
[404] Status Not Found!
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
Dear Maths, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 minutes late for everything
I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
WhattsApp status is loading
God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
Since 1994.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
It’s a good day to have a good day.
Sometime I talk myself, because I need experts advice.
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